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[Jehannum]

That's the fucking best

If I have to come into the office and wear a mask, it should be at least as dumb as me.

Same philosophy with ties at my last job

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

This website is rather good

UK Coronavirus Tracker

Current and historical data of the Coronavirus outbreak in the UK. Includes breakdowns by region, maps, charts, and more!

www.travellingtabby.com

 

[fly]

This website is rather good

UK Coronavirus Tracker

Current and historical data of the Coronavirus outbreak in the UK. Includes breakdowns by region, maps, charts, and more!

www.travellingtabby.com

I heard you guys are really shitting the bed again.

 

[Valve1138]

I heard you guys are really shitting the bed again.

Boris lost a bet to Trump.

 

[Petunia]

I heard you guys are really shitting the bed again.

 

[Jehannum]

I heard you guys are really shitting the bed again.

This coming from the country that has 135% of the cases per capita vs the UK means basically nothing.

 

[fly]

This coming from the country that has 135% of the cases per capita vs the UK means basically nothing.

That doesn't mean that other countries can't have huge spikes.

 

[Jehannum]

That doesn't mean that other countries can't have huge spikes.

No, it just means that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

 

[Jehannum]

This website is rather good

UK Coronavirus Tracker

Current and historical data of the Coronavirus outbreak in the UK. Includes breakdowns by region, maps, charts, and more!

www.travellingtabby.com

I liked ours until they started adding all the dumb tabs to it.

Coronavirus Disease 2019 (COVID-19) in the U.S.

View the number of confirmed cases COVID-19 in the United States

covid.cdc.gov

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I heard you guys are really shitting the bed again.

Well I think the current understanding of the virus is that it's contracted down the pub between the hours of 10pm and 8am so closing between those times should cure it all up. I'll let you know the results so you can follow suit and all get better.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

No, it just means that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Ok I'll throw them then. UK is fucking retarded with the covid.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ok I'll throw them then. UK is fucking retarded with the covid.

No u

 

[fly]

Well I think the current understanding of the virus is that it's contracted down the pub between the hours of 10pm and 8am so closing between those times should cure it all up. I'll let you know the results so you can follow suit and all get better.

That's possibly true. People get even more stupid when they're pissed.



Did I use that word right????

 

[Jehannum]

Someday, someone will remember that the Mattermost channel for my organization exists, and see that I wrote a bot that takes a dad joke every day and puts it in the "off topic" channel since the start of COVID, and they'll laugh and laugh.

Or they'll just sigh, roll their eyes, and delete it.

Either way, I'll feel vindicated.

 

[Peppers]

Yesterday the state said bars / clubs are allowed to have live music again and people are allowed to dance.

 

[tre]

Yesterday the state said bars / clubs are allowed to have live music again and people are allowed to dance.

We just shut the strip clubs again, so @Maureen should be posting more again

 

[fly]

Yesterday the state said bars / clubs are allowed to have live music again and people are allowed to dance.

We just opened everything back up

 

[adi]

so basically its all still as confusing as it was 5 months ago
amazeballs

 

[Jehannum]

We just opened everything back up

 

[adi]

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