Ontopic Fedor is making his non-ppv debut today

[Darth Handsome]

lies. he would rek you in .5 seconds drunk and .0000000001 seconds sober

I just told you he liked it cant you read

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I did a 3 or 4 month stretch when I was 17 that was pretty bad.

Mine was from 11 to about 15. Then it just disappeared.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I just told you he liked it cant you read

He probably thought you were a chick.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Haha very funny he tried to pay me $10

 

[Strings]

Haha very funny he tried to pay me $10

You slapped him twice?
Wait, you did say he asked for another.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You slapped him twice?
Wait, you did say he asked for another.

No see the joke is he was going to pay twice the price for it.
Anything else you want to know about sex just ask me

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

sir you know nothing about the great man known as tank abbott. He would knock you silly for just looking at him wrong you fruit loop

 

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No see the joke is he was going to pay twice the price for it.
Anything else you want to know about sex just ask me

Do you pitch or catch?

 

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I'd give Brooke my mayo...

 

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Oh shit, Fedor-Mitrione has been postponed. Welp.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Oh shit, Fedor-Mitrione has been postponed. Welp.

yeah meathead got sick. I bet the Russians poisoned him

 

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yeah meathead got sick. I bet the Russians poisoned him

kidney stones, apparently

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

kidney stones, apparently

those suck. i had them before and it was the worst pain of my life

 

[nukes]

I keep reading the title of this thread as Hodor.
If only.

 

[Darth Handsome]

those suck. i had them before and it was the worst pain of my life

When I get through with you it will be the 2nd worst pain of your life

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

When I get through with you it will be the 2nd worst pain of your life

Oh please. I am from the streets so it goes like this.

If i know I can beat someone then it is 1on1. If i have doubts i will have my bros there with me. I have never met you before and have one saw a blurry pic from the 70s. you could be a huge beastly man so i would have back up. I highly doubt i would need it with you though gramps

 

[nukes]

When I get through with you it will be the 2nd worst pain of your life

What's his first worst pain? Looking in the mirror?

 

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those suck. i had them before and it was the worst pain of my life

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh please. I am from the streets so it goes like this.

If i know I can beat someone then it is 1on1. If i have doubts i will have my bros there with me. I have never met you before and have one saw a blurry pic from the 70s. you could be a huge beastly man so i would have back up. I highly doubt i would need it with you though gramps

Sir i have wiped out more capable broods than you and your simpleton siblings. Im a gracious winner though I will have plenty of ice packs on hand for your respective faces

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I think you are a McDuff. For anyone who doesn't know what a mcduff is it is a wannabe tough guy