Fat Zombies

so that zombie was trying to eat my brain? shit, I thought it was just eager to get one of my business cards - see if I ever answer the doorbell again!
 
elpmis said:
so that zombie was trying to eat my brain? shit, I thought it was just eager to get one of my business cards - see if I ever answer the doorbell again!
What color is that card? Is it bone? And that font, it looks beautiful with the raised type. :drool:
 
CletusJones said:
true, but wouldn't gravity help it along?

Maybe. I think its too tight and constricted and twisted to do much, though.
 
whats to say they still can use fat reserves...

best use for them, set up a large hampster wheel and have a pork chop infront of them they'd power your electricity, save the cashola..
 
Drool-Boy said:
What if the person was a fatass before they became a zombie?
How does that figure into the equasion?

They would probably slowly deteriorate from lack of speed, unless they were particularly clever to begin with.