Fat People.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I could go for some kfc right about now

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Them little biscuits, all dipped in chicken fat and butter

I'll take a couple of buckets of popcorn chicken please, and I'll just drink them like a big gulp.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's from my bib, not my butt.

It doesn't smell like mayo anymore once it's coming out of there.


Unless it's Tuesday.

 

[fly]

I remember one time when I went to a fondue place with Chikken. I only got 1 vegetable and no melted cheese in me before he inhaled the rest.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, sorry 'bout that, I meant to leave you the rest of the veggies as well, but once in a frenzy.....you know how it goes.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I always figured someones asshole smelling like mayo would be a good thing

 

[fly]

I always figured someones asshole smelling like mayo would be a good thing

I hope you get to meet elpmis some day.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

his asshole smells like mayo?

 

[fly]

his asshole smells like mayo?

If I go into the racism fueled reasoning behind it, I'd have to ban myself. Suffice it to say, yes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

423 after lunch

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

200lb plus or minus how badly I need to take a dump

 

[OzSTEEZ]

230lbs.

 

[kiwi]

I want everyone to post their weight.

I'll go 1st

119 lbs which is huge for my height. I have gained like 5lbs sice the kookoo pills have been dancing in mah brains.
After xmas I'm gonna be tipping the scales @ 123, I know it.

I also suspect fly weighs less than me.

What is your height?

121ish. I don't think I've gained any weight with the holidays.

 

[Casper]

LOL 119lbs is the weight of one of kiki's thighs.


I'm 81 kg.

 

[fly]

I want everyone to post their weight.

I'll go 1st

119 lbs which is huge for my height. I have gained like 5lbs sice the kookoo pills have been dancing in mah brains.
After xmas I'm gonna be tipping the scales @ 123, I know it.

I also suspect fly weighs less than me.

You're safe, tubby. I generally way 170-175.

edit: And 5'1", jesus christ. Your new name should be oompa loompa

 

[kiwi]

You're safe, tubby. I generally way 170-175.

edit: And 5'1", jesus christ. Your new name should be oompa loompa

NAME RAPE! Do it!

 

[APRIL]

This is Kiki -->

 

[OzSTEEZ]

175lbs fly?

You must be all skin and bones..

 

[Casper]

Hahahaha. All her Kiko Loompas.

 

[Applesauce]

i'm 5'2" and my ass will be exORcising after the holidays, I swear this time.