Farts and the Mrs.

[shawndavid]

Do you fart on/around your significant other?

I fuckin do.

I was droppin bombs on her knee early this morning and Amy woke up and got pissy.

I just said "Place a warning shot across the bow!" and went back to sleep.

 

[Valve1138]

Sometimes it is simply unnavoidable.

 

[BadMojo]

I feel neglected if Drool doesn't fart on me at least once a day!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I usually grab her head and force it towards my ass and yell "GIT YOU SUMMA DAT , WOMAN!!"

 

[eileenbunny]

I wish my farts made noise. All I have to offer is silent but deadlies. We fart around each other all the time, but I try to warn him if his face is buried in my ass and I have to fart. IBWIP takes great delight in trying to dutch oven me.

 

[APRIL]

He beats me in decibels... I got him in smell.

 

[fly]

Damn do I love farting.

 

[Onnotangu]

No missus but I do try to leave evil scents for the co-workers.

 

[my little brony]

but I try to warn him if his face is buried in my ass

more than we needed to know but wonderful news nonetheless

 

[zengirl]

I blame it on the dog

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Heck yea!
He's the smelly one, I make the most noise!

 

[Onnotangu]

this just in. Adult swim has fart sounds coming from the people in Ghost in the shell stand alone complex 2. at first I thought I was seeing things. what with the Chuck norris cartoon... but apparently they are doing fart jokes in a "serious potlitcal" anime

I can't stop laughing.

 

[Desslock]

I blow butt air on her every chance I get.
She's a big fart bomb too.

 

[reverendsaintjay]

It's a competetive sport at this point between me and the little lady.

God bless comfort levels.

 

[Candy]

I blame it on the dog