fapping question (SFW)

[fly]

Would it be better for your mom to catch you fapping tonite or for you to catch her?

(If youre growed up, imagine mom walking into your house to you pleasuring yourself and vise-versa)

I think I'd rather catch my mom. The thought of her seeing my wang is making it shrivel right now.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The fact that youre even thinking this tells me that you must have gone off your prozac

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'd rather my mom walked in on me to be honest. The thought of her getting any sexual pleasure just makes me...eurgh....no thanks.

 

[Coqui]

I'd want her to catch me so she can help me finish

 

[BigDov]

My mom caught me once when I was a horny teenager........ waited for her to leave the room, finished up. Go me.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

^^ My mom walked in while I was having phone sechs under my covers once, that count?

 

[lemon_fresh]

The fact that youre even thinking this tells me that you must have gone off your prozac

Hell, it tells me that he some real large issues that he needs to deal with.

 

[APRIL]

Eek...

 

[Desslock]

I'd like to catch your mother fapping.

 

[fly]

DONT DELVE INTO MY MIND, ANSWER THE QUESTION.

sheesh

 

[smileynev]

mom catching me. Definitely.

 

[Coqui]

DONT DELVE INTO MY MIND, ANSWER THE QUESTION.

sheesh

Tell me about your childhood

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd like to go back in time, and catch myself fapping

 

[Coqui]

I'd like to go back in time, and catch myself fapping

Now that would be freaky

 

[simple]

Coqui can kick some arcade ass

 

[Coqui]

Coqui can kick some arcade ass

A.) I have no life
B.) I'm just that competetive
C.) Compensating for something else

Take your pick

 

[Desslock]

A.) I have no life
B.) I'm just that competetive
C.) Compensating for something else

Take your pick

A and C

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Getting caught by your mom is no big deal
Now getting caught masturbating in the boys restroom of an elementary school that you dont have kids at , now THAT takes some fast talking to get out of.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Now that would be freaky

ya, criticizing your own technique would be bizarre

 

[Coqui]

A and C

But the question is what am I compensating for?