Family Bloopers and Practical Jokes

ERage

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wonko80 said:
Any way you can work some gay porn into it will work.

Tape some gay porn on the shower curtain (if it's a bathtub) so when he closes it he sees man on man action

Change his bookmarks on his computer to gay porn.

Put gay porn pictures on the sunvisor in his car so when it flips down there's some cock waiting.

Those are a few examples done with little thought. I'm sure with a year to prepare you could get some good ideas.

gay porn is always a classic

make party invitations with gay porn on the front but have someone good like Spange crop your dad's face on the actor
 

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Rent a couple vietnamese and dress them up in camo with squirt guns that look like AK's. Have them hang out in the living room, right outside his bedroom door when he wakes up or behind the christmas tree.
 

InnerMuse

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Or you could just be nice to him.

Unfortunately he started this war by scaring the shit out of me at my 13th birthday with some creepy, posessed doll. If I'm not mistaken JJ was there.

Besides, it's his turn to get punked. He orchestrated the Runaway Wedding gag against my brother this year (we had him going for MONTHS:lol:.) He also razzed my Aunt who's a year older than him. Trust me, being nice would leave him disappointed and would break family tradition.
 

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So since this is months upon months away here is the best one of all time since wonko brought up the gay pron...

We did this a little while back...
So each town usually has a local gay paper/magazine. Just simply call them up and add his name and cell to the "singles" section with some naughty quote. I am sure you can ask DZ what would be the best quote to pick up gay males, hehe. For as long as the add runs he will be recieving phone calls from gay males, the stories from the phone calls are hillarious!
 

ERage

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thrawn said:
Rent a couple vietnamese and dress them up in camo with squirt guns that look like AK's. Have them hang out in the living room, right outside his bedroom door when he wakes up or behind the christmas tree.

Or pay off theac to just sit in the living room and play naked nintendo.
 

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InnerMuse said:
Hello wonderful people. Once again, I need help from you incredibly funny folks. A year from Christmas Eve, my father turns 50 and I need some great pranks to pull on him. So far, we're planing to put a chicken bullion cube in the shower head the day before the shindig so he thinks that the prank is done and over with. Much to his dismay, we are going to steal all his clothes and leave only a dress and pumps in his size for his birthday dinner. I desperately need some more... creative ideas.


Thanks :D


Where is his birthday dinner going to be?
 

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wake him up to a pillow case party on his special day...make sure you just put bars of soap in the pillow cases...don't want to be too harsh on his big day!
 

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why_ask_why said:
wake him up to a pillow case party on his special day...make sure you just put bars of soap in the pillow cases...don't want to be too harsh on his big day!
don't be shy about aiming for the spleen.
 

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BeeRad said:
So since this is months upon months away here is the best one of all time since wonko brought up the gay pron...

We did this a little while back...
So each town usually has a local gay paper/magazine. Just simply call them up and add his name and cell to the "singles" section with some naughty quote. I am sure you can ask DZ what would be the best quote to pick up gay males, hehe. For as long as the add runs he will be recieving phone calls from gay males, the stories from the phone calls are hillarious!
You never answer.