This particular ex and I broke up 2 years ago and we haven't spoken since:
*ring ring*
"Hello?" - exgirlfriend
"Hey, it's me, what's up?" - elpmis
"Uh, hi?" - exgirlfriend
"Hey, yeah, I heard you had a big party at your house last night for your birthday" - elpmis
"Yeah I did" - exgirlfriend
"Cool, why didn't you invite me?" - elpmis
"Ummm" - exgirlfriend
"If I didn't know any better I'd think that you don't want to hang out anymore" - elpmis
"Goodbye Kyle" - exgirlfriend
"Seeya, happy birthday!" - elpmis
*ring ring*
"Hello?" - exgirlfriend
"Hey, it's me, what's up?" - elpmis
"Uh, hi?" - exgirlfriend
"Hey, yeah, I heard you had a big party at your house last night for your birthday" - elpmis
"Yeah I did" - exgirlfriend
"Cool, why didn't you invite me?" - elpmis
"Ummm" - exgirlfriend
"If I didn't know any better I'd think that you don't want to hang out anymore" - elpmis
"Goodbye Kyle" - exgirlfriend
"Seeya, happy birthday!" - elpmis