Everytime I Have Juicy Sharts at Work

Candy said:
Most of us don't leave it on the sink, etc AT WORK. This guy is a wack job.

So from my understanding of your post you follow this practice at work, but are slightly more discrete about it, yes?
 
Tell us but just replace all the names.

I know this couple...let's call them Mr. and Mrs. X. Well Mrs. X has a particular quirk in the bedroom...it apprears she goes wild when her elbow is nibbled...so I'd say 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running then my name isn't Homer J. Simpson!'
 
April23 said:
Some dude where I work has been wacking off in the bathroom and leaving it wherever. On the sink, floor, toilet seat, probably the mirror. The janitor guys were grossed out and someone caught him doing it...

... and he feels no shame. Funny because now I have to see him everyday. :fly:

Wow. I would have so fired his ass on the spot. You don't do that kinda crap at work, you do it at home or at the Olive Garden.
 
lemon_fresh said:
If "they" are watching you, how are you posting right now? huh?


I don't wanna post company stuff on company time, seems like a double whammy. I post during break times tho... still the new girl, gotta be good :(
 
Pandora said:
Wow. I would have so fired his ass on the spot. You don't do that kinda crap at work, you do it at home or at the Olive Garden.

:lol:

And here I thought I was the only one that got off over those bread sticks.