April23 said:Some dude where I work has been wacking off in the bathroom and leaving it wherever. On the sink, floor, toilet seat, probably the mirror. The janitor guys were grossed out and someone caught him doing it...
... and he feels no shame. Funny because now I have to see him everyday.
itburnswhenipee said:So it has come to this:
There was a guy in my department at my last office who did this. At his desk. With other people in the room. He was finally caught by another technician. He was later confronted by the guy to busted him and was asked something along the lines of, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" His reply was, "Well, I'd never been caught before."
<shudder>
So, the fire the guy. Next day I'm walking to my desk when I see the poor maintenance guy at the jerk-off's desk. He'd removed the chair, desk top, and carpet tiles from the cube, and he was busily spraying disinfectant over every other surface.
About the guy:
He was a fat, whiny, slobby piece of shit in his mid 20's. He never ever wanted to leave his desk. Whenever asked to do anything even remotely physical, like move a pc from one desk to another or unbox something, he would sulk and complain. I actually saw him throw a tandrum once after being asked to help image new machines. I guess all he wanted to do was man the helpdesk and jerk off.
He was married to a tall fat woman in her early 40's, and had a stepson only 10 years his junior. He would often complain about his total inability go get any respect from the child.
His name is Alex Coburn and he lives in Dundalk, Maryland. If you know him or ever meet him please make sure you laugh at him.
to me. with pics of unit. thxKNYTE said:How much did he make? Where should I send my resume?
KNYTE said:How much did he make? Where should I send my resume?
Heh, the featured location is just a few blocks awayApril23 said:
If "they" are watching you, how are you posting right now? huh?April23 said:
shawndavid said:Here's a bum pic to add to the collection:
elpmis said:wtf? where the hell do you work?
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April23 said:Some dude where I work has been wacking off in the bathroom and leaving it wherever. On the sink, floor, toilet seat, probably the mirror. The janitor guys were grossed out and someone caught him doing it...
... and he feels no shame. Funny because now I have to see him everyday.
Candy said:OMG cant you get fired for that? It's so... UNSANITARY. Not to mention creepy, and wierd.