Everytime I Have Juicy Sharts at Work

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Sep 30, 2004
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...I really wanna post about it. I can't though because they watch everything we do on the computers.

I'll tell you guys what happened later when I get home. To me it's funny/disgusting... :fly:
 
Your boss likes watching gay porn while using a hollowed out potato to masturbate into?
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
A girl in my office was attacked by a hobo yesterday, just down the street on the way to get lunch.

He ran by and bashed her right in the forehead with a 2x4, breaking her sinus or something and giving her a nasty lump and two blaaaack eyes.

It's time to start shooting hobos.

Man... lots of hobo bashing lately. Maybe this'll balance things out:
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CletusJones said:
:lol: @ hobo calendar

that's awesome, i'd totally buy one

Hmmm, maybe I'll have to find hobos and take pics and make a calendar. Either that or a sexy calendar of all the UF chics :drool: .
 
itburnswhenipee said:
We are in agreement.

I'm currently saving up to purchase a frying pan with which *I* can fend off stray dogs.
i may have an extra one laying around at home that you may be able to borrow
 
Some dude where I work has been wacking off in the bathroom and leaving it wherever. On the sink, floor, toilet seat, probably the mirror. The janitor guys were grossed out and someone caught him doing it...

... and he feels no shame. Funny because now I have to see him everyday. :fly:
 
April23 said:
Some dude where I work has been wacking off in the bathroom and leaving it wherever. On the sink, floor, toilet seat, probably the mirror. The janitor guys were grossed out and someone caught him doing it...

... and he feels no shame. Funny because now I have to see him everyday. :fly:
wtf? where the hell do you work?