Ever feel like youre being watched?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So Im sitting here in front of the computer, stuffin my gob with a nice wendy big bacon classic cheese burger drool: ) When suddenly, Im overcome by this feeling that Im being watched. Which is really spooky, cuz Im alone in the house. The wife is away on business. Im by myself but I cant shake the unmistakeable feeling that Im being watched the way a lion watches its prey that its about to pounce on.
Then suddenly I look up and notice......

 

[AprilsSCAT]

bullshit
not your room
no goatse on the wall

 

[Syrup Beaver]

IT'S GOT DEATH IN IT'S EYES RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

IT'S GOT DEATH IN IT'S EYES RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I threw the rest of my cheese burger at it and it left me alone

 

[simple]

in before the legions of UF women saying 'that's cute' posts

 

[thrawn]

still, there's something familiar about this place

 

[APRIL]

Awwwwwwww kitty cat....


Mine has satanic eyes...and does that.

IAelfpenispreumtivepost

 

[BigDov]

god I hate cats........ their demon eyes are one among many reasons..........

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I threw the rest of my cheese burger at it and it left me alone

You wasted food

 

[AprilsSCAT]

why is there a hardcopy receipt for a 15" black double ended dildo on yer desk? fgt

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

in before the legions of UF women saying 'that's cute' posts

Theres nothing cute about being stalked by a wild animal for your cheeseburger yo

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You wasted food

OK, it was just a tiny nibble, but I was afeared for my life!

 

[simple]

Theres nothing cute about being stalked by a wild animal for your cheeseburger yo

yeah whatever, post the pic of you and snuggles sharing the cheeseburger together

you know you want to

 

[smileynev]

I would have bit its ear off for fucking with me during lunch time.

 

[simple]

Awwwwwwww kitty cat....


Mine has satanic eyes...and does that.

IAelfpenispreumtivepost

 

[smileynev]

That fucker is hilarious. Like funzie, only funny.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It wants to pee on you.

 

[simple]

That fucker is hilarious. Like funzie, only funny.

I just got so fucking owned

 

[Grunt]

I feel like I'm being watched all the time
I blame The Truman Show

 

[Pandora]

I wonder if I can get those laser eyes installed on all of my kitties...then I could rule the world!! Whahahahahah!