Evar wonder how you get a poltergeist fscking up your life?

[Syrup Beaver]

you're frictionating the plastic particles. frictionation creates heat

PEOPLE BENDING CREDIT CARDS ARE CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Crows crawl out of orifices all the time.

 

[JAXvillain]

one time HN and i went to sleep with our bedroom door closed and when we woke up there was a dead black crow at the foot of out bed.

i
fucking
lost
it

when I was a kid a pheasant dropped dead on the foot of my mom's bed after crashing through a storm window and regular window. we had the exterior windows washed a few days earlier

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I think only waw or polo would top a crow story with a 'oh i had that happen with a pheasant'.

Surprised it wasn't a swan.

 

[Thorn Bird]

no, it's a true story. i've heard it before!

 

[JAXvillain]

I have posted the story before, yes. happened at my house in NY where I grew up. we had pheasants in the back yard all the time, particularly in winter

 

[Thorn Bird]

for the record, waw, i always believe you. you're good folk.

 

[JAXvillain]

<3

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

for the record, waw, i always believe you. you're good folk.

I always do a background check on all his stories.

 

[polo]

I think only waw or polo would top a crow story with a 'oh i had that happen with a pheasant'.

Surprised it wasn't a swan.

the fuck are you talking about now you smelly little girl?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I knew you couldn't resist piping up.

 

[polo]

i'd love to tie you to the fence and give you a good hosing down with a karcher pressure washer

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And I'd let you

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i'd love to tie you to the fence and give you a good hosing down with a karcher pressure washer

She might need that after rolling with her swathey punks.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

She might need that after rolling with her swathey punks.

I'll invite him over next time I go to such festivities.

 

[polo]

what the fuck is a swathey punk?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

what the fuck is a swathey punk?

Something that smells like dried excretions and lavender apparently.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Swathe OF punks

 

[polo]

thank god punk died out absolutely in the mid-90's and only left retarded, straggler kids

 

[JAXvillain]

swarthy punks?