Evar wonder how you get a poltergeist fscking up your life?

[Applesauce]

So if you're driving along the freeway and you pass an accident. Be careful, there might be a dead person there and if your windows are open that freshly dead corpse could be a little pissed off about his or her massacred guts on the the side of the road so they might just float along in your car and then you go home and put your wallet on the counter and the poltergeist crawls out and bam! There's your new friend to throw dishes at you.

 

[plot]

back in my younger years we'd break into mausoleums and desecrate the corpses, and bam... ended up with 12 poltergeists. they've followed me through living at a few different places now... we've all actually become friends. they now protect me from black people while i sleep.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You mean, you don't line your house and car with salt?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The ChikkenRanch has ghosts.

At least two, on the inside.

 

[APRIL]

Yeah, okay.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

zApe is a nonbeliever.

 

[plot]

i can make her beleive.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i can make her beleive.

Haunted personal devices?

 

[plot]

when i die, i'll haunt her anus. everytime she's about to orgasm, i'll make her shit herself.

 

[Coqui]

when i die, i'll haunt her anus. everytime she's about to orgasm, i'll make her shit herself.

That's part of fly's requirement for her orgasm anyways. We're going to need different proof than that.

 

[plot]

the shit will come out of her gine.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

the shit will come out of her gine.

Now you're talkin' sense boah

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's part of fly's requirement for his orgasm anyways. We're going to need different proof than that.

Massaged.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

when i die, i'll haunt her anus. everytime she's about to orgasm, i'll make her shit herself.

What if you get inserted, somewhere else?

 

[plot]

i said i'm gonna haunt apes anus, not fly's penis.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You realize who you're talking about?

My statement still stands.

 

[plot]

she's gonna insert her anus somewhere else?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh yeah.

It's quite common in Germany apparently. Hasselhoff is into it.

 

[plot]

i will have to ask my german peers monday at work.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh right, you work for the krauts.

Ask them why they failed at world domination, they love that.