Euphemisms for the penis and testicles

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So my friend linked me to a story about an Australian that nailgunned his testicles to the roof. In the story they called it "through his wedding tackle" and I just thought that was kind of funny.

Anyone else have any phrases for "twig and berries"?
 
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Monty Python said:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
 
I'll sell you one for a tenner

Tommy: I left a message.
Richard Hayden: Really, what number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: It was a cordless.
Richard Hayden: You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.
 
manberries... thats my favorite one.

like on a hot day when their all saggy and you end up crushing your own manberries when you sit down in a funny position.