Don't call me in the middle of the night, drunk as fuck asking for a shoulder to cry on.
Because I'll probably call you first.
Best case scenario.
Eulogize the Banned
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Don't call me in the middle of the night, drunk as fuck asking for a shoulder to cry on.
Because I'll probably call you first.
Best case scenario.
The "hiss" part lends hilarity and authenticity to the above statement.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
Yeah. You tell yourself that. We both know this is the opening scene to an entire genre of porn.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Im still incapable of grasping the ins & outs of time travel. I still maintain there can't be two of you in the same place at once.
I should be charging each and every one of you $5. After all there are 10 of you and only 1 of me. I'm unique.
I believe I can persuade at least one of you for $2. After all, all ten of you will be Jews anyways and $2 is $2.
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
How 'bout two and a half? What if the portal closes when one was passing it and gets half of him/her stuck in other time line?
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
It just plain can't happen. The nerds who think this bullshit up are missing something. I don't know what it is, but they're missing it.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
Cool plot twist. I was all 'zomg, the preggers question,' then you go all 'stuck half way!'
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Famous Tom Swift fiction:
"I have my own private bathroom in my office"
(Works in an old Victorian home, converted into a business. No room for private toilets.)
"I went to Penn State"
(No, you didnt)
"I'm not gay"
(Anyway who joins & dominates a "trad" forum with in depth discussions of waistcoats & seersucker is at least bicurious)
"I have a secretary"
(The receptionist isn't "yours", Tom)
"This 'stache is real & very trad"
@Maureen
I
Can't
Breathe
