Eulogize the Banned

[Strings]

You wish.

You probably went back in time to tell your mum to use protection.

If Nukes went back in time, say six months, and had sex with himself ... Is it considered masturbation?

 

[Duke]

If Nukes went back in time, say six months, and had sex with himself ... Is it considered masturbation?

Just checked the books.

Technically it's beastiality.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You guys aren't going to believe this:

Remember THE Office Hottie, the one I forced myself to stay away from & was relieved when she left? One of the dudes here (who had a wife & family himself) knocked her up, and the shit has hit the fan.

That would have been me. So next time you're saying "Darth dont know nuthin" just remember that on occasion I know something.

 

[Petunia]

Omggggg

Holy nostalgianess!

Wish I knew how Tom Swift was doing
I bet you he's bald and fills his sweater vest with his protruding belleh

 

[Duke]

You guys aren't going to believe this:

Remember THE Office Hottie, the one I forced myself to stay away from & was relieved when she left? One of the dudes here (who had a wife & family himself) knocked her up, and the shit has hit the fan.

That would have been me. So next time you're saying "Darth dont know nuthin" just remember that on occasion I know something.

Sounds like you know how not to get laid, really.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Sounds like you know how not to get laid, really.

Give it up, Duke. You're no Thintoast.

 

[nukes]

You guys aren't going to believe this:

Remember THE Office Hottie, the one I forced myself to stay away from & was relieved when she left? One of the dudes here (who had a wife & family himself) knocked her up, and the shit has hit the fan.

That would have been me. So next time you're saying "Darth dont know nuthin" just remember that on occasion I know something.

Not me, I told you to run not walk.

 

[Duke]

Give it up, Duke. You're no Thintoast.

I think that's the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Not me, I told you to run not walk.

Im heartbroken & I still want her. I knew that clam was trouble the second I laid eyes on her.

 

[nukes]

I think that's the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

You misread.
What he's saying is you don't have the balls to start 10 cunt threads in 10 minutes.

 

[Duke]

You misread.
What he's saying is you don't have the balls to start 10 cunt threads in 10 minutes.

There you go confusing balls and brains again

 

[Darth Handsome]

You misread.
What he's saying is you don't have the balls to start 10 cunt threads in 10 minutes.

This is a good joke.

Edit: who wrote it for you?

 

[MacG]

You guys aren't going to believe this:

Remember THE Office Hottie, the one I forced myself to stay away from & was relieved when she left? One of the dudes here (who had a wife & family himself) knocked her up, and the shit has hit the fan.

That would have been me. So next time you're saying "Darth dont know nuthin" just remember that on occasion I know something.

That sounds like a missed opportunity at happiness Darth. You, her, your daughter and your new kid living in the cabin. Sounds like a dream come true.



Now you'll end up dying alone in the cabin. They'll probably find your body on which the bears and badgers been chewing on for a week with empty booze bottles all around...

 

[Darth Handsome]

That sounds like a missed opportunity at happiness Darth. You, her, your daughter and your new kid living in the cabin. Sounds like a dream come true.



Now you'll end up dying alone in the cabin. They'll probably find your body on which the bears and badgers been chewing on for a week with empty booze bottles all around...

Best case scenario.

 

[Duke]

That sounds like a missed opportunity at happiness Darth. You, her, your daughter and your new kid living in the cabin. Sounds like a dream come true.



Now you'll end up dying alone in the cabin. They'll probably find your body on which the bears and badgers been chewing on for a week with empty booze bottles all around...

He's gonna be this guy

http://www.gq.com/story/the-last-true-hermit

 

[MacG]

If Nukes went back in time, say six months, and had sex with himself ... Is it considered masturbation?

What if nukes went back in time multiple times and brought back other nukes from other time line and had an orgy of 10 nukes?

What is that?

 

[nukes]

This is a good joke.

Edit: who wrote it for you?

JCC.
I swing from hiss balls.

 

[Duke]

What if nukes went back in time multiple times and brought back other nukes from other time line and had an orgy of 10 nukes?

What is that?

a MIRV

 

[Strings]

That sounds like a missed opportunity at happiness Darth. You, her, your daughter and your new kid living in the cabin. Sounds like a dream come true.



Now you'll end up dying alone in the cabin. They'll probably find your body on which the bears and badgers been chewing on for a week with empty booze bottles all around...

Doubt it.
Bears and Badgers don't drink booze.

 

[Applesauce]

Wish I knew how Tom Swift was doing
I bet you he's bald and fills his sweater vest with his protruding belleh

Famous Tom Swift fiction:

"I have my own private bathroom in my office"
(Works in an old Victorian home, converted into a business. No room for private toilets.)

"I went to Penn State"
(No, you didnt)

"I'm not gay"
(Anyway who joins & dominates a "trad" forum with in depth discussions of waistcoats & seersucker is at least bicurious)

"I have a secretary"
(The receptionist isn't "yours", Tom)

"This 'stache is real & very trad"

@Maureen