Episode 3 spoilers...

[smileynev]

...http://www.super-baris.com/ep3/

I quit reading shortly after seeing Anakins hot and sweaty manchest...

Edit: Massive spoilers

Double Edit: JABBA DIES

 

[Mrs. Valve]

DATA DIES!!!!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The Oracle mans a glory hole in the Mos Eisley Cantina for Imperial soldiers

 

[smileynev]

The Oracle mans a glory hole in the Mos Eisley Cantina for Imperial soldiers

There is no jizz

 

[Syrup Beaver]

There is no jizz

Not in a family film

 

[smileynev]

Not in a family film

There is no chlamydia

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The Oracle mans a glory hole in the Mos Eisley Cantina for Imperial soldiers

I thought thered be jawas on the otherside of them gloryholes

 

[BigDov]

it's still gonna suck

 

[smileynev]

it's still gonna suck

Not as much as you...

 

[BigDov]

Not as much as you...

weak


Even for you, horribly weak.

 

[smileynev]

weak


Even for you, horribly weak.

who, me?

 

[BigDov]

who, me?

Yes you. That was almost as predictable and easy as me calling you a fatty, Fatty.

 

[Millions]

Well at least he's starting to look the part of Darth Vader a bit. The entire first two episodes all I could think was "THIS is the fucking little shit that's supposed to become the most feared warload of all the universe?"

 

[b_sinning]

How many spoliers can there be? We all know he's going to become Vader, all the Jedi die except for a few that go into hiding, the Princesses has kids and hides them from Anakin, and the Death Star starts getting built.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I thought thered be jawas on the otherside of them gloryholes

Naw, they had a contract dispute

 

[b_sinning]

The Clone wars shorts seriers Cartoon Network were cool.

 

[jaxxor]

fuck Lucas and his rape of my childhood memories