Halp Enlisting the help of UF


Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
I enjoy the diverse range of interests and areas of expertise on here, so I'm going to try your hands at another dilemma.

Does anyone know where I can get a device or plans for building a device that will scan a color sample and reinterpret the frequency into sound?

ie: if the laser "reads" blue it might emit the tone of C.

I knew of someone who built a hand held version for under $20, but I can't get access to the blueprint for it.

Any help is immensely appreciated.


Flaccid Member
Aug 1, 2007
compress every sound Drool has heard in his life into a 4 second audio burst and then i will be impressed