Encounters of the hairy bum kind

[Bubbles]

I was just trying to save my drunken friend from certain drunken doom and I got robbed. No, seriously. Some really hairy drunk guy on a bike just offered to help me carry my friend upstairs (at this moment we are waiting for his damn girlfriend to pick him up so it's not my problem anymore), but anyway, drunken friend gets carried upstairs by crazy random drunk guy. I gave him money to do it. Only like $5.00 and change, but money. Now I am missing my **** and about $** in ****. What now?

 

[APRIL]

missing virginity and about 5.00 in hoochie money?

What?!

 

[Atan Nolme]

Bubbles. It seems to be raining in your neck of the woods.

 

[JAXvillain]

damn honey, i'm so sorry to hear that

 

[JAXvillain]

missing virginity and about 5.00 in hoochie money?

What?!

that's some good comic relief

 

[itburnswhenipee]

The missing words are:

bowl
50
weed

 

[Coqui]

Wow. This just wasn't your week

 

[fly]

HOW THE FUCK DID HE STEAL YOUR ASTERISK???

 

[itburnswhenipee]

HOW THE FUCK DID HE STEAL YOUR ASTERISK???

I just assumed it was like mad-libs.

 

[fly]

My research shows it was this guy.

 

[APRIL]

 

[Sarcasmo]

Avant Tarde FTW!!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I was able to buy more beer, that was pretty sweet, thanks

 

[gottoys?]

Downward spiral .... you need to get a four leaf clover

 

[Sarcasmo]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread. She pays the hobo $5 to carry her friend upstairs and now she's pissed that her $5 is gone?

 

[taeric]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread. She pays the hobo $5 to carry her friend upstairs and now she's pissed that her $5 is gone?

++

 

[Thorn Bird]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread. She pays the hobo $5 to carry her friend upstairs and now she's pissed that her $5 is gone?

i THINK this may be a case of PUI.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Penis up inside?

 

[Sarcasmo]

I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING INSANE

 

[b_sinning]

Sorry bubbles. I guess she's now down to licking toads.