Emergency Room stories

Forums about other internets are the opposite opposite of bad!

I'll check some of these things out.
 
Oh if you come in with a salsa jar in your rectum, don't give the staff a fruit cake as a thank you present.

hahaha
 
this one time i broke my arm in various places and friends had to drive me to the emergency room and they gave me a shot of something that made me feel really good even though i wasnt in any pain and a hot nurse helped me take off my clothes and the last thing i said/remember before a five day coma was to my girlfriend with a smile on my face, "she helped me take my clothes off."

does that count?


oh and my sister and mom informed me this evening that a news crew was in my hospital room at some point and i was on tv, ten years and i didnt know that.
 
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