elpmis, please translate...

[smileynev]

...I don't get this one

 

[thrawn]

the bishop and the knight fools mated the darkies and are drinking beer laughing about their destruction

 

[thrawn]

at least that's what i thought when i saw it

 

[smileynev]

the bishop and the knight fools mated the darkies and are drinking beer laughing about their destruction

I don't even get what you just said.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

couple o' good ol' boys drinkin' beer and shootin' the darkies

 

[CletusJones]

I don't even get what you just said.

I got it.... but then I'm stoned so YMMV.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

couple o' good ol' boys drinkin' beer and shootin' the darkies

Thats what it looks like to me

 

[thrawn]

I don't even get what you just said.

move the two pawns in front of the king and queen, move the knight twice, move the bishop twice and black is mated. it's a fools mate. the darkies were idiots and the good ol boys are laughing about it.



edit> actually just need to move one of the pawns. i usually open with those two though, is why i didnt think about it.

 

[smileynev]

move the two pawns in front of the king and queen, move the knight twice, move the bishop twice and black is mated. it's a fools mate. the darkies were idiots and the good ol boys are laughing about it.



edit> actually just need to move one of the pawns. i usually open with those two though, is why i didnt think about it.

Yeah, but none of the black pieces have moved yet.

 

[jaxxor]

that comic is pointless, and has absolutely no humour whatsoever. It's not even funny on a racial level, much less a chessplayer's level

 

[APRIL]

that comic is pointless, and has absolutely no humour whatsoever. It's not even funny on a racial level, much less a chessplayer's level

You're drier then I thought.

 

[simple]

Man I dunno, but it's funnier than funzie

 

[jaxxor]

Man I dunno, but it's funnier than funzie

I agree with this post

 

[smileynev]

Man I dunno, but it's funnier than funzie

PUNCHLINE

needs more elpmis posting.

 

[tre]

move the two pawns in front of the king and queen, move the knight twice, move the bishop twice and black is mated. it's a fools mate. the darkies were idiots and the good ol boys are laughing about it.



edit> actually just need to move one of the pawns. i usually open with those two though, is why i didnt think about it.

you can do it in one less move using queen-bishop.

 

[thrawn]

you can do it in one less move using queen-bishop.

i know, but the queen and bishop aren't the ones drinking beer and waving a gun around

 

[wr3kt]

i know, but the queen and bishop aren't the ones drinking beer and waving a gun around

 

[APRIL]

PUNCHLINE

needs more elpmis posting.

After elfpenis puts his wang in your butt, do you suck it?

 

[tre]

i know, but the queen and bishop aren't the ones drinking beer and waving a gun around

the queen was getting busy with all the pawns