elpmis, found your dream job

[JAXvillain]

http://www.frozenpuppies.com/

you'd have to move to australia but you'd be getting PAID to jack dogs off...something you do purely for fun could actually prove lucrative for you!

 

[simple]

 

[simple]

FINALLY

 

[El Borracho]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"So how was work today honey?"

"Ah, you know - same ol' same ol'......oh, I DID get to work over a bull mastiff today though. Most of it missed the cup, what a mess"

 

[simple]

WEIRDO

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!!1

 

[JAXvillain]

just think elpie, this could be you

 

[BeerAd]

RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!!1

ummmmmmmmm RED ROCKET!!!!




"I got the rest of the seamen from this hobo in an ally"


"funny part is he didnt even charge me, he just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose"

 

[simple]

just think elpie, this could be you

it already IS me

Now I can get paid for it

 

[wanko80]

I guess they'd get mad if you swallowed.

 

[JAXvillain]

I guess they'd get mad if you swallowed.

yes, that would be considered embezzlement

 

[simple]

I just realized how inappropriate this thread is

WAY TO GO WAW YOU'RE TWO FOR TWO

 

[JAXvillain]

I just realized how inappropriate this thread is

WAY TO GO WAW YOU'RE TWO FOR TWO

 

[BeerAd]

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

 

[shawndavid]

This could double as the "I Think We're Alone Now: The '06 Remixes" album cover.