elpmis DC thread

[shawndavid]

dick smuggler.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Step out of the car please and open up the trunk.

 

[shawndavid]

Step out of the car please and open up the trunk.

There's a cupid costume in there, sir.

 

[simple]

Is it really rainy and nowy in DC in March? If so that shit's out of the running.

It has snowed before in March, yes

 

[shawndavid]

I'm not going to snow for spring break. We'll have to set up another time we can comingle.

 

[simple]

I'm not going to snow for spring break. We'll have to set up another time we can comingle.

Sure, that's fine, in the meantime you can suck the diarreha out all the port-a-pots from local little league games for getting my hopes up and then aborting my inner child by shattering my hopes and dreams

 

[APRIL]

Sure, that's fine, in the meantime you can suck the diarreha out all the port-a-pots from local little league games for getting my hopes up and then aborting my inner child by shattering my hopes and dreams

Aborting your inner child.. I had to say that outloud to get the full effect and wow...did it feel wrong.

 

[JAXvillain]

I feel like this is my fault, sorry
"winter" in atlanta is too long for me and I was merely expressing my distaste for climes even farther north

 

[shawndavid]

I feel like this is my fault, sorry
"winter" in atlanta is too long for me and I was merely expressing my distaste for climes even farther north

No worries, bro. He's been a fucking drama queen since the last time fly and I DP'd him.

 

[simple]

No worries, bro. He's been a fucking drama queen since the last time fly and I DP'd him.

Since that day I've felt a young girl forced into prostitution to a make a buck for the family that in turn is used by daddy to just buy himself prostitutes that have become my friends