elevator etiquette

[JAXvillain]

got to the bottom floor today and this lady shoves her way on after 1 person had left the vator of ~7...wtf is that shit?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

As long as you dont fart in there or try to steal someones wallet its all good

 

[ded]

tell her to get the fuck out

 

[b_sinning]

If you have to fart do it as your getting off right before the door closes so no one can escape.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

i make it a point to close the elevator as quickly as possible after i get on, especially if someone else is coming too

 

[fly]

elevator etiquette cracks me up. I've always wanted a psychologist to do a study to determine what kind of people choose to stand where in an empty elevator and how they react when others get on.

The unwritten rules are hilarious.
* whenever possible, you must stand next to a wall
* when a wall spot opens, it must be filled immediately
* 3 people are on the elevator: the person on the right exits the elevator, the person in the center must move to the wall furthest from the other occupant

crazy stuff

edit: *You must ALWAYS face forward

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I don't like people, I'd rather take the stairs if possible

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I don't like people, I'd rather take the stairs if possible

i'd take the stairs but due to tendonitis and lack of security in the stairwells i don't

 

[smileynev]

i'd take the stairs but due to tendonitis and lack of security in the stairwells i don't

the grudge..

 

[smileynev]

If someone got off I don't see why its a problem that she got on...

 

[fly]

If someone got off I don't see why its a problem that she got on...

Courtesy is to wait until EVERYONE gets off that needs to, before getting on

 

[Mrs. Valve]

If someone got off I don't see why its a problem that she got on...

because she shoved her way through more people trying to get off while she was getting on

 

[smileynev]

because she shoved her way through more people trying to get off while she was getting on

Ahh, I see. I did not realize that from the post. I guess I don't ride elevators enough to know such things. Forgive me for living in such a backwoods part of the country.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Courtesy is to wait until EVERYONE gets off that needs to, before getting on

Ayuh, same thing with subways


Buncha animals out there