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Dude builds a barbarian that thinks he's a wizard. Korg the Magical

some of his spells

Read Magic: Sits and looks at things believing to understand them.

Magic Stone: Picks up stones from the ground.

Summon Horse: Finds a horse.

Detect Poison: By consuming it.

Charm Person: Flex oily barbarian muscles.

Shrink Item: Takes item. Folds it in half or squish it in hands.

Blindness: Gouges out eyes of subject.

Magic Circle Against Evil: Draws circle in ground, punches everything evil that crosses it.

Summon Storm: Performs a ritual. The next time it rains, he explains that the spell can take weeks to work.