GAY Dumb American Baby names

[Domon]

also, Dani is a strippername. Which would be fitting i suppose.

 

[Petunia]

no, i meant kiko.

I know your male son isnt named Danyela.

Lol! No Kiko isn't his real name!!!!

 

[Floptical]

also, Dani is a strippername. Which would be fitting i suppose.

Dani to the main stage

 

[Petunia]

also, Dani is a strippername. Which would be fitting i suppose.

His grandmother wanted that name and he agreed .. Nothing to do with stripping

 

[Sarcasmo]

touche

I told my son I named him after Ethan Allen, and he assumed I meant the furniture store.

 

[JAXvillain]

His grandmother wanted that name and he agreed .. Nothing to do with stripping

His grandmother? Who lets their grandmother pick the name of their kid??

 

[tre]

His grandmother? Who lets their grandmother pick the name of their kid??

a mamas boy

 

[my little brony]

You do realize that beer is named after the real Sam Adams who was one of the US Founding Fathers and a hugely important figure in the US Revolution, Declaration of Independence, and US Constitution.

yes but it works hilariously with their last name


anyways

 

[Floptical]

I told my son I named him after Ethan Allen, and he assumed I meant the furniture store.

Did you tell him it was because he was conceived on a bed in the store.

 

[Domon]

I told my son I named him after Ethan Allen, and he assumed I meant the furniture store.

thats acceptable as well. They make some solid craftsmanship.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Did you tell him it was because he was conceived on a bed in the store.

Truthfully if I had named him after his place of conception he would be called American Standard.

 

[Floptical]

Truthfully if I had named him after his place of conception he would be called American Standard.

 

[APRIL]

:dunno: what's your nephews name?

X

 

[JAXvillain]

Did you tell him it was because he was conceived on a bed in the store.

Your mom was bent over this beautiful sideboard we got as a wedding present when we conceived you.

 

[Domon]

Truthfully if I had named him after his place of conception he would be called American Standard.

Do not believe. Thats not nearly vanilla enough.

 

[Petunia]

X

Yup that's his middle name.
He goes by both lol
Some days he wants one then other days the other. He went by Michael Jackson for a few weeks last year.

I've loved X since I was little. My fave name ever

 

[APRIL]

Yup that's his middle name.
He goes by both lol
Some days he wants one then other days the other. He went by Michael Jackson for a few weeks last year.

I've loved X since I was little. My fave name ever

lol, My sister and her husband named him after Dr. X from the Xmen though.

So now he has all these nicknames like Cub, Xavy, etc. No one calls him by his real name because well... it's an odd name for him, he looks nothing like an X.

 

[Domon]

you fuckers are so obvious. You can just say Xavier. We're not dumb.

 

[APRIL]

you fuckers are so obvious. You can just say Xavier. We're not dumb.

Not hiding anything, it's pretty obvious.

 

[Petunia]

lol, My sister and her husband named him after Dr. X from the Xmen though.

So now he has all these nicknames like Cub, Xavy, etc. No one calls him by his real name because well... it's an odd name for him, he looks nothing like an X.

I had no idea about xmen til after the fact.
When he was little he used to pronounce it: ShayVeeUrr