@CasperThe abuse of apostrophes in names has to end. A reasonable person should be able to know, by looking at a name, when one syllable ends and another begins. But no, dumbfucks all over the country have to be like "I'll name him Raw'Bert." You stop that. Give me some credit for being able to read even if you can't.
Also the blogger is fucking hilarious!
Chances are, if you name your kid Braxlee, he or she is gonna end up bent over the sink in the back of a TGI Friday's, offering tail in exchange for a better skim off the tip pool.
Dan and I really wanted to name any son we had Samuel Adam. I know a guy who wanted to name his twins Luke and Leia (which I personally believe is awesome). I guess stupid names have become inherent to our society, but if you think about it, all names were made up at some point.
His original "Haters Guide to Williams-Sonoma" is tear inducing.