drool, you ok? v. shots fired

[JAXvillain]

shots fired in houston space center!

 

[Sarcasmo]

"Shots fired" is just NASA lingo for "Patty's in the shitter". He's fine.

 

[JAXvillain]

building 44...space center evacuated

 

[water]

[tinfoil]There have been a surprisingly high number of shootings lately. I wonder if the anti-gun crowd is paying off crazy people to shoot up places in order to further their agenda.[/tinfoil]

 

[Dharma1521]

[tinfoil]There have been a surprisingly high number of shootings lately. I wonder if the anti-gun crowd is paying off crazy people to shoot up places in order to further their agenda.[/tinfoil]

Maybe it has something to do with all the honey bees dying /lemonfresh

 

[JAXvillain]

the gunman is holed up on the 2nd floor...they are waiting for swat to go in and get him

 

[tre]

building 44...space center evacuated

definitely sounds like a drool poop

 

[water]

the gunman is holed up on the 2nd floor...they are waiting for swat to go in and get him

Anyone want to bet that there is a "accidental weapon discharge" by one of the ninjas and the guy doesn't come out?

 

[lemon_fresh]

Maybe it has something to do with all the honey bees dying /lemonfresh

This has nothing to do w/ the honey bees dying off. Now expensive oj and pecans, that will be the fault of the honey bees dying off.

 

[Dysfunctional]

It's the 100% gun free zone round up; glorified by the 24 hour newsies.

 

[Sarcasmo]

building 44...space center evacuated

Yep, Patty's in the shitter alright.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

No shots fired, no ones dead...sheesh
At the moment anyways.
No idea whats going on exactly. Other than whats been shown on the news.
Were all supposed to "shelter in place".
All I know is this shit better be done by 330 so I can go home.
Fgt psychos.

 

[JAXvillain]

No shots fired, no ones dead...sheesh
At the moment anyways.
No idea whats going on exactly. Other than whats been shown on the news.
Were all supposed to "shelter in place".
All I know is this shit better be done by 330 so I can go home.
Fgt psychos.

glad to hear you're ok

edit: they are saying shots fired on the news over and over

 

[JAXvillain]

holy shit! every swat team in houston has been called in

 

[dbzeag]

No shots fired, no ones dead...sheesh
At the moment anyways.
No idea whats going on exactly. Other than whats been shown on the news.
Were all supposed to "shelter in place".
All I know is this shit better be done by 330 so I can go home.
Fgt psychos.

time zones for the win! I saw your message at 3:50pm my time and did a look

I hope you live to take more shits, I mean make more gifts to send out

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

glad to hear you're ok

edit: they are saying shots fired on the news over and over

Inaccurate news reporting in this day and age? Say it aint so!
Actually, no one knows exactly whats going on.

Bld 44 is about 150 yards from where Im sitting, I have to drive right past there to get out the front gate
I bet this whole thing turns out to be nothing , anyways.

 

[JAXvillain]

I wonder, is the shooter wearing a diaper?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fuck, nice to see they have reps out blabbing to the media long before they bothered to tell the ones sitting here what was going on. I just got an email that there "might be a security situation" in bld 44.
Thanks for the info!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Wi-fi in the bathrooms? Nice.

 

[water]

Fuck, nice to see they have reps out blabbing to the media long before they bothered to tell the ones sitting here what was going on. I just got an email that there "might be a security situation" in bld 44.
Thanks for the info!

Reply back with "There's this thing on the news about a shooting in bld 44 as well. With this security situation AND a shooting they must have their hands full over there."