Backflip, and then a perfect docking
By IRENE KLOTZ
08jul06
Drool-Boy linked with Fly yesterday after a backflip and high-flying photo-shoot that suggested the anus had survived its launch unscathed.
Drool-Boy's crew floated over Fly's ass after a flawless docking, knowing their eight-day mission would be critical to the future of both "spacecraft".
With flight commander Elpmis at the helm, Drool-Boy linked up with Fly in a delicate metro dance performed as they soared at 28,000km/h, 357km above April's bigass.
Two hours later, hatches between Drool-Boy and Fly were opened and the docking crew scrambled through to the welcoming arms of Fly and flight engineer Sarcasmo. "Everybody's having fun," Sarcasmo radioed back.
The shuttle crew will deliver more than 2300kg of equipment and supplies to Fly's ass before they leave on July 14.
German astronaut FlamingGlory will remain for a six-month stay.
Drool Boy's crew Knyte and Mayor McCheese will perform asswalks to repair a broken A2A transport system needed to complete construction of the $134 billion gay-fest....
