Drool, aren't you in Houston?

[thrawn]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

pffftt...like Id resort to craigslist.
I just go to the bus station bathroom for that sorta thing like normal people do

Plus tornadoes dont do anything for me. Monsoons do a little, but not enough to jerk off to.


edit - or did you want me to get that guys number for you?

 

[ERage]

 

[water]

By the beard of Zeus...WHY???

 

[Jonny_B]

"no gay stuff"

 

[Desslock]

"no gay stuff"

Yeah cause he's no fag.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"no gay stuff"

Funny he throws that in, but theres still the possibility of a hand job exchange.
Plus he wants dick pictures.

 

[fly]

According to theac, Drool must have also been in Atlanta recently.

theacoustician: we have a phantom shitter

theacoustician: someone pooped in the conference room upstairs

theacoustician: 4 times

mattressfish: wait

mattressfish: IN a conference room?

theacoustician: yes

mattressfish: nfw

...

mattressfish: so how exactly does an office handle someone shitting in a conference room?

theacoustician: well, it starts out with an admin assistant walking in on it and dry heaving

theacoustician: then running off to tell someone

theacoustician: after that, i think they called housekeeping

theacoustician: then i don't know

 

[thrawn]

According to theac, Drool must have also been in Atlanta recently.

the 4 TIMES has me laughing

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Sarcasmo]

Jesus fuck @ op

@ fly/theac im

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ahahahahahaha

Conference room pooping, that's priceless

That'll show up on one of those "shocking moments caught at work" TV shows no doubt

 

[fly]

I need you to explain your whereabouts

 

[JAXvillain]

haha, fucking rolf all around
the OP is fucking hysterically disturbing

a buddy of mine got fucked with and sent to that conf rm for a bogus AV issue before it was cleaned

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I need you to explain your whereabouts

If I had gone to Atlanta, and managed to sneak into the building that Theac works in, I woulda pooped right on his desk, and not in some random conference room.

 

[JAXvillain]

If I had gone to Atlanta, and managed to sneak into the building that Theac works in, I woulda pooped right on his desk, and not in some random conference room.

I would have bought you lunch for that

 

[Thorn Bird]

my question is...what's the appealing part about having a buddy? don't you want privacy when doing that?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

my question is...what's the appealing part about having a buddy? don't you want privacy when doing that?

What, jerking off or pooping?

 

[Thorn Bird]

uh well either.

 

[BeerAd]

So this guy wants to jerk off next to a dude but hes not gay? And you guys think I have no logic