Dr Laura

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:cool: Does anyone listen to her show? If so what do you think about her views on marrige, kids, pre-marital sex, etc.

I listen religiously but only because I find MOST of what she has to say entertaining. Plus she is a real bitch to some people. I do agree with some of what she says.

Am I the only one?
 
Never heard of her but I dont trust doctors anyways. Like the classic Dr Phil preaching to everyone about how to raise there kids and his kid is getting married to a porn star.
 
I don't know about this program. Is it nationally syndicated or available in some way that I could get it via the web? Maybe I'll tune in sometime.
 

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She's a horrible frigid bitch that decieves her audience and has no business giving ANY advice let alone medical or psychological advice. I'd sooner listen to Dr Phil or Jerry than waste half a minute listening to her innane bullshit.
 
I can't stand her. I hate the way she talks to people, even if they aren't idiots, she still finds a way to berate someone.
 
Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
 


Dr. Laura was wild in her youth and not a bad looker either.

There are pictures of her topless floating around the net, taken by one of the several different men she lived with.

Now being old she feels people should have more self restraint than she ever displayed when young.... quite common.

At least I am a person who realizes that youth is not wasted on the young. The only difference today is that society is a lot less forgiving than it used to be.

Oh, I believe she is Jewish, so the Old Testament should apply.
 
well, i'd never heard of her before, but it sounds like a character that appeared in the west wing first episode was based on her. waste of flesh and airtime.
 
I can't stand her, any advice I've ever heard her give anyone was pointless, stupid, and the complete opposite of what I would say or do.
 
I dont like her... and I'm Catholic. I think that really says something. Im just not sure what it is. Most of my advice consists of telling people they need more hard liquor...