Do's and don'ts with baby

[thrawn]

I know some of these have been posted but they still crack me up.

http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/

 

[Josh]

I think I saw a couple of them elsewhere, but the complete list is great.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What's wrong with giving a baby liquor? Or is just implied that it's the cheap stuff, which ain't fit to drink?

 

[fly]

Pro Tip: The asshole expands easier.

 

[BeerAd]

those are fukin great

 

[Dharma1521]

Here's one to note. Putting a kid in the dryer to dry them off is a mistake you will only make once. Or twice. For me it was twice.

 

[Thorn Bird]

well, and if you put your child in the washing machine first, make sure you even up the sides. the spin cycle goes CRAZY when it's lopsided in weight.

 

[b_sinning]

The made that nurisng baby one for fly.

 

[fly]

^HAHAHAHAHHA

You people are sick.

 

[Jonny_B]

that's awesome. added to amazon list to await the expected announcements from my brother or sister.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

/obligatory

 

[kiwi]

I will admit, I chuckled at some of them.

 

[Coqui]

well, and if you put your child in the washing machine first, make sure you even up the sides. the spin cycle goes CRAZY when it's lopsided in weight.

That's why you have twins

 

[tre]

well, and if you put your child in the washing machine first, make sure you even up the sides. the spin cycle goes CRAZY when it's lopsided in weight.

I use a sackfull of broken glass

 

[Nyx]

Damn, I've been doing it wrong all these years.

 

[fly]

Damn, I've been doing it wrong all these years.

Not in the pics I saw.

 

[Nyx]

Not in the pics I saw.

Hush you, I don't want to have to share those pics with everyone!

 

[fly]

Hush you, I don't want to have to share those pics with everyone!

Oh yeah, uhhh...




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