Don't say "customer service" say "agent"

[Duke]

Sometimes the word FUCK and SHIT are programmed to get you to a human quickly as well, fyi...

really?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sometimes the word FUCK and SHIT are programmed to get you to a human quickly as well, fyi...

It sure seems that way, I wonder if the computer tells the agent when you get to them if you used an expletive

 

[Syrup Beaver]

automated system > some paki

For the life of me I have the worst trouble with their accents, I work with so many of those folks and I just can't make out a thing they say on the phone.

 

[JAXvillain]

Yeah, no, most of those robotic ones ignore 0 these days.

UPS can burn in hell for theirs.

I have usually found that zero doesn't work on the initial call/answer but once you go one digit deep in the system it returns to function

 

[fly]

It sure seems that way, I wonder if the computer tells the agent when you get to them if you used an expletive

I do it all the time. I really hope the DNIS pops up and says IRATE CALLER

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have usually found that zero doesn't work on the initial call/answer but once you go one digit deep in the system it returns to function

Definitely not with UPS.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I do it all the time. I really hope the DNIS pops up and says IRATE CALLER

That would rock.

Particularly since I'm always nice as pie once I get a person.


Except with UPS. They can smoulder on Satan's hibachi for all eternity.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

UPS always leaves packages on my porch in the late afternoon, but for some reason they refuse to ring the bell, so I trip over them when I leave for work the next morning.

 

[Shalimar]

UPS always leaves packages on my porch in the late afternoon, but for some reason they refuse to ring the bell, so I trip over them when I leave for work the next morning.

those packages wouldn't survive 20 minutes on my porch.

 

[APRIL]

those packages wouldn't survive 20 minutes on my porch.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well to be fair, its mostly honkeys in my neighborhood and a cop lives across the street

 

[kiwi]

All my packages just get left on my doorstep as well, behind a column.

 

[zengirl]

I have usually found that zero doesn't work on the initial call/answer but once you go one digit deep in the system it returns to function

Going one digit deep in any system usually returns something...

 

[Duke]

Well to be fair, its mostly honkeys in my neighborhood and a cop lives across the street

So your packages won't get stolen, just your CC #'s and 401k.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So your packages won't get stolen, just your CC #'s and 401k.

Basically, yeah

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Guy accross the street from me was away for a few days.

Had a mountain of packages just sitting there, not touched at all.

 

[JAXvillain]

those packages wouldn't survive 20 minutes on my porch.

I get everything delivered to work

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Going one digit deep in any system usually returns something...

True, one digit deep into April's rolls and you can find a variety of kiosks catering to exotic beverages, nesting Russian dolls, and cell phone accessories, etc.

 

[APRIL]

True, one digit deep into April's rolls and you can find a variety of kiosks catering to exotic beverages, nesting Russian dolls, and cell phone accessories, etc.

I saved some nesting dolls for you:

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm sure someone in my neighborhood has those...