Don't listem to music when...

[Desslock]

...your lonely and horny.
Every Breath you Take by the Police
*cries*



I know. I'm a fag.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Listen to "Dancing with myself" by Billy Idol

 

[Syrup Beaver]

GOOD GOD MAN PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Paging fly

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Listen to "Dancing with myself" by Billy Idol

"Let's sink another drink, cuz it'll give me time to thi-ink"

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

"When I think of you I touch myself woah-oah!"

 

[Desslock]

GOOD GOD MAN PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

SHE HAS BIG BOOBS MAN!
The first thing I'm going to do when I see her is bury my face in her boobs.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

SHE HAS BIG BOOBS MAN!
The first thing I'm going to do when I see her is bury my face in her boobs.

Do it in front of her co-workers

 

[Millions]

What is with you married people and seperation anxiety?

 

[Desslock]

Do it in front of her co-workers

I plan to. Then I'm going to bang her right there on the floor.

 

[b_sinning]

I'd love a few days of free time.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

SHE HAS BIG BOOBS MAN!
The first thing I'm going to do when I see her is bury my face in her boobs.

Have you ever burried your face between em and made motor boat noises

 

[Desslock]

Have you ever burried your face between em and made motor boat noises

Every chance I get.

 

[Desslock]

I'm better now. The Art of Noise is on. Beatbox


Although she loves this song too.
Now I'm sad again.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Every chance I get.

What is it with you men, and your desire to make this sound between our dirty pillows

 

[bast_imret]

One of the few funny scenes in American Dad when the wife says, "Honey, do you want me to make you feel good with my mouth?" and she proceeds to make farting sounds on his tummy.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What is it with you men, and your desire to make this sound between our dirty pillows

Dirty...? They always seem sparkling clean to me...

 

[fly]

Paging fly

HERE!

Dess, wanna cuddle?

 

[Desslock]

HERE!

Dess, wanna cuddle?

Do you have big tits?

 

[fly]

Do you have big tits?

We can pretend, right?