Don't ever let them get quiet

[kiwi]

I was hoping she had gone down for her nap.

 

[theacoustician]

<insert chop of baby snorting coke with dollar bills>

 

[Thorn Bird]

that is soooooooooooo cute!!!!! don't let her talk to my kid and give her any ideas, though.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Is that confectionary sugar?

 

[BigDov]

AAwwwwww yes, making pancakes for mommy A favorite past-time of my oldest when she was that age.

 

[bast_imret]

Oh snap! She was supposed to be getting some baking soda to hook me up with some rocks.

 

[zengirl]

Now THAT is a cute picture!

It could be so much worse though, when I was about that age I snuck out of bed at naptime and raided my mom's perfume stash...

 

[kiwi]

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Is that confectionary sugar?

Cornstarch actually, I think she likes the silky texture, this is the second time she's gotten into it (the first I was standing by her so I was able to prevent any major messes). Looks like it's time to put it up high.

 

[kiwi]

Now THAT is a cute picture!

It could be so much worse though, when I was about that age I snuck out of bed at naptime and raided my mom's perfume stash...

Yes, my mom had a neighbor whose child spilled a GALLON of vegetable oil.

 

[kiwi]

Oh snap! She was supposed to be getting some baking soda to hook me up with some rocks.

Is that what is was

 

[water]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[zengirl]

Yes, my mom had a neighbor whose child spilled a GALLON of vegetable oil.

I cannot think of anything worse than that

 

[bast_imret]

Is that what is was

Look. Let me tell you something about myself that you might not know. I smoke crack rock.

 

[Coqui]

Yes, my mom had a neighbor whose child spilled a GALLON of vegetable oil.

I used my stuffed animal as a sling, knocked over a bottle of Childrens Aspirin from a high shelf, climbed out of my own crib, opened the childproof cap, and ate the entire contents of the bottle

 

[smileynev]

I used my stuffed animal as a sling, knocked over a bottle of Childrens Aspirin from a high shelf, climbed out of my own crib, opened the childproof cap, and ate the entire contents of the bottle

No wonder...

 

[water]

I used my stuffed animal as a sling, knocked over a bottle of Childrens Aspirin from a high shelf, climbed out of my own crib, opened the childproof cap, and ate the entire contents of the bottle

Well, that explains quite a bit actually.

 

[Coqui]

Well, that explains quite a bit actually.

Actually what you're thinking of comes from my brother and his many ways of causing cranial injuries to me

 

[kiwi]

I used my stuffed animal as a sling, knocked over a bottle of Childrens Aspirin from a high shelf, climbed out of my own crib, opened the childproof cap, and ate the entire contents of the bottle

Was their stomach pumping involved?

 

[Coqui]

Was their stomach pumping involved?

Aye

 

[kiwi]

Aye

I imagine that wasn't fun. Luckily we haven't had any major catastrophes yet.