FYI Doin anything cool for Memorial Day?

[Strings]

I like my cousin Martha and her husband Jerry. Nice couple, lived in Pembroke for the longest time.
They weren't real sharp though, those two. Had a beautiful baby girl. She was going to be a Gerber or Kmart model and make them rich. Spent thousands on photo shoots and agents.
Then the kid got a little older and started getting ugly, so that plan didn't work out well for them. I wonder how they're doing these days?

 

[Duke]

I have scads of Boston cousins, too. When I was a kid, they had a sweet fat German Shepherd named Bomber. He only responded to "Bawmuh." "Come here, Bawmuh."

Insert Oh Bawmuh joke here.

 

[nukes]

Insert Oh Bawmuh joke here.

"Oh Bawmuh, we know it was you who fahhhhted!"

 

[Ledboots]

Insert Oh Bawmuh joke here.

Haha haha that didn't even occur to me!
Thanks, Oh Bawmuh!