doh, I'm busted

[JAXvillain]

lol, my boss just sent this to me
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/08/11/girlfriend.fire/index.html

 

[b_sinning]

You have some man boobs starting but I'd hardly call you busted.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Why hello there, Jomekia - how are you today?

 

[b_sinning]

She was so hot.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Kill that stupid [admin edit].

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He was just trying to keep warm, what with rising oil costs and everything.

 

[Sarcasmo]

See my sig for ways to handle his punishment.

 

[b_sinning]

Refer to Sarcasmo's sig.


"Honey, i got you some new perfume. It's called Unleaded! Want a smoke too?"

 

[b_sinning]

Sad when using a bullet is a cheaper way to kill someone.

 

[kiwi]

Sad when using a bullet is a cheaper way to kill someone.

And less messy, you'd just have to replace the sheets not the entire bed.

 

[Sp`ange]

damn, that's some cold.. umm.. I mean.. hot shit.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

The worst part is that the woman lived. She's going to have pain and restricted mobility for the rest of her life. She's probably blind too.

Plus, she probably looks like a burned pizza.

 

[Ryokurin]

Whats up with these guys setting their girlfriends on fire? Thats like the second one. The first one the guy stabbed her, put her in her car and set the car on fire last week.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The worst part is that the woman lived. She's going to have pain and restricted mobility for the rest of her life. She's probably blind too.

Plus, she probably looks like a burned pizza.

She could have a role in the future flick "Bride of Freddy"

 

[JAXvillain]

or she could star as the pizza in mystic pizza part deux

 

[Syrup Beaver]

or she could star as the pizza in mystic pizza part deux

Ooh, or Pizza the Hut's daughter in Spaceballs II

 

[Sp`ange]

or she could star as the pizza in mystic pizza part deux

Mystic Pizza II
Revenge of the Lame Chick Flick

 

[Millions]

Some nice typography there man. I'm impressed.

You've been on fire lately. Hiiyooo!

 

[water]

Good thing the Georgia cops didn't recognize my MO.



edit: Do you think they'll rebuild her like Darth Vader?

 

[APRIL]

Banks said. "We are people of faith and we are going to get through this."

Believing in god makes you better than the rest of us.

/me exits