Dog Survives Having Nails Driven Into Skull

Drool-Boy said:
I saw a guy in the hallway a minute ago, and he was kinda brown. Should I go throw a hammer at him?

If you have good aim, sure. Otherwise I would tether the hammer and swing it like a flail.
ChikkenNoodul said:

I think a little cyanide in the drinking fountain should take care of the incompetence at the DMV

I think a little RPG might do the trick too.