Dog & Cat diaries

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shawndavid

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Jun 14, 2005
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In either a book or a Word doc on my couch in St.
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This is the funniest thing I've read all week.


> Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
> 9:00 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing
> 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
> 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My
> favorite thing!
> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
>
>
> Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
> Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to
> taunt me with bizarre little
> dangling objects.
>
> They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
> inmates and I are fed hash
> or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my
> contempt for the rations
> perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something
> in order to keep up my
> strength.
>
> The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of
> escape. In an attempt to
> disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
>
> Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless
> body at their feet. I
> had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
> since it clearly
> demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they
> merely made condescending
> comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The
> audacity!
>
> There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices
> tonight. I was placed
> in solitary confinement for the duration of the
> event. However, I could hear
> the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
> confinement was due to
> the power of "allergies." I must learn what this
> means, and how to use it to
> my advantage.
>
> Today I was almost successful in an attempt to
> assassinate one of my
> tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was
> walking. I must try this
> again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
>
> I am convinced that the other prisoners here are
> flunkies and snitches. The
> dog receives special privileges.
>
> He is regularly released - and seems to be more than
> willing to return. He
> is obviously retarded!
>
> The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him
> communicate with the
> guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my
> every move. My captors
> have arranged protective custody for him in an
> elevated cell, so he is
> safe....... For now...
 
Repost, but I still like it.

Is like the domestication of cats and dogs:

Man brought dog home, and gave him food and shelter. The dog thought 'these people are Gods'.

Man brought cat home, and gave him food and shelter. The cat thought 'I must be a God'.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

One of my cats (The spokescat, since the other one doesn't meow) tries to kill the dog by knocking chocolates on the floor.

And this cat LOVES chocolate, which is why I know he's trying to kill the dog - since there are no kitty teeth marks in it.
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:lol: Spokescat... :lol: :lol:
 
My cat just knows hes a dog. I honestly used to think that he thought he was a dog but now I just know it. Drinks out of the toilet, Barks, Grawls at you if you come in at night, stands on hind legs for treats, rolls over and plays dead for treats, ect
 
plot said:
dogs: high maintenance
cats: leave extra food/water and they'll be perfectly fine for 2 weeks.


i dont get why people like dogs...
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Dogs give true companionship. Cats are great for lazy people.


This is why we are cat owners.
 
plot said:
i dont get why people like dogs...
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Because who knew you could love something so small . . .

DD2.jpg


And they are happy to see you ALL THE TIME . . .
DD11.jpg


AND . . .

DD23.jpg


Doggie smiles rock.
 
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