So Willie has been licking the carpet [waits for jokes] all afternoon. Before taking him outside and seeing that he is eating grass and probably has a sore stomach, I Googled it to see if anyone had a similar issue. This is one response that made me laugh:
Have you tried licking the carpet yourself? The problem might be that it's delicious. If this is the case, I suggest replacing it with a less-delicious carpet.
Have you tried licking the carpet yourself? The problem might be that it's delicious. If this is the case, I suggest replacing it with a less-delicious carpet.