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Mondoz
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dreamwalker said:
Now you ARE pushing your luck, buddy.
Ahhhhh, how I love the sweet scent of denial...
dreamwalker said:
Now you ARE pushing your luck, buddy.
I just got a disapproval rating on this quoted post stating that it was an "irrelevant post, and went off topic"shockthemonkey said:where do i sign up?
shockthemonkey said:I just got a disapproval rating on this quoted post stating that it was an "irrelevant post, and went off topic"
to the person who left that, i say this: ooga booga booga
HOW'S THAT FOR OFF TOPIC?!
hahahahahahCletusJones said:i live on my own and have been with the same girl for 3 years, my mom is still in denial and my dad tells me that i'm a lucky guy because my gf is gorgeous. One time, he started talking to me about when he was young... yeah, it was weird but kinda cool.
Most of my family wouldn't admit to having sex, even though they have kids. Then there's my uncle Mike, he's like a 47 year old version of myself. it's hilarious. He'll tell me about "this one time when i was doin your aunt in a rental car and we got busted by this guy on a horse..." he's a riot.
CletusJones said:i live on my own and have been with the same girl for 3 years, my mom is still in denial and my dad tells me that i'm a lucky guy because my gf is gorgeous. One time, he started talking to me about when he was young... yeah, it was weird but kinda cool.
Most of my family wouldn't admit to having sex, even though they have kids. Then there's my uncle Mike, he's like a 47 year old version of myself. it's hilarious. He'll tell me about "this one time when i was doin your aunt in a rental car and we got busted by this guy on a horse..." he's a riot.
apparently they were on vacation in california and they decided to do it on the side of the road overlooking a vinyard, the horse was the vinyard's owner, out to check on the "broken down car"Mondoz said:A horse? WTF? Don't tell me you live up there?
CletusJones said:apparently they were on vacation in california and they decided to do it on the side of the road overlooking a vinyard, the horse was the vinyard's owner, out to check on the "broken down car"
Onnotangu said:father: wants grandkids even though there are plenty of other siblings to allow him to be grand papi. and he is not happy about the current situation with my son and son's mother.
Mom:let's just say she stumbled upon my "toy" collection when she tried to clean my house and has never brought up the subject again. although recently she has been making marriage noises to me like I'm supposed to be getting married or something.
fly said:MY PARENTS ARE DEAD. THANKS FOR THIS THREAD.
sextoys mikey.crazymike said:what kind of Toys?
Onnotangu said:sextoys mikey.
it's cheaper than dating and
and more legal that necrophilia.
they can't say no.
Onnotangu said:sextoys mikey.
it's cheaper than dating and
and more legal that necrophilia.
they can't say no.