Do you think astronauts pleasure themselves while in space?

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dbzeag

Wants to kiss you where it stinks
Jun 9, 2006
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The average man masturbates at least once a week. For those missions that are a month or two in space, I wonder if the male (and maybe female) astronauts and/or cosmonauts pleasure themselves up there.

And if the males do ejaculate, what does it look like in zero gravity? Would they have to use socks so as not to cause a huge mess everywhere?

Just food for thought.

I know for one I could not be on a month long mission trapped in a tin can without :rolleyes:
 
Astronaut Bill: Hey Steve, watch this. I'm going to squeeze one off from back here and see if I can hit Sally in the forehead while she sleeps.

Astronaut Steve: *snickers* OK dude, but she is gonna be so pissed if you hit her.

Astronaut Bill: OK here goes.

...

Astronaut Bill: Steve, could you jiggle my balls while I do this, it helps me out a little.

Astronaut Steve: :wtf:

Astronaut Bill: OK here it comes


:lol: 8===> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ :eek:

Astronaut Steve: Direct hit!

Astronaut Sally: You son of a bitch, once I get out of these straps *struggles*

[meanwhile a couple of stray shots hit the main controls]

Astronaut Steve: Bill, the control board is lighting up like a christmas tree!

Astronaut Bill: Holy shit, a stray must have shorted it out.

Astronaut Sally: You bastards...


10,000 years later


Glockbar: Supreme Chancellor, we have docked with the UFO. No living beings have been detected.

Supreme Chancellor: Excellent Glockbar can you see inside.

Glockbar: There appears to be 3 mummified remains of unknown creatures. One has yellow stains on their clothing. Strange...
 
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