Thread Do you believe in God?

[MacG]

Maybelline would make a great cat name @MacG

Indeed.

The next fabolous cat that comes to gazebo will be named Maybelline.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I read something that the latest Cover Girl (whatever that means) is a boy.

 

[nukes]

I read something that the latest Cover Girl (whatever that means) is a boy.

Only if she wants to be.

 

[HipHugHer]

 

[OOD]

Could cars even go 110 back then?

 

[HipHugHer]

Could cars even go 110 back then?

Hotrods.

 

[HipHugHer]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[OOD]

I'm curious, how many of you atheists have read the New Testament and think Jesus seemed like an alright guy? Jesus is pretty cool IMO.

I imagine he was a lot like Nukes.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm curious, how many of you atheists have read the New Testament and think Jesus seemed like an alright guy? Jesus is pretty cool IMO.

I imagine he was a lot like Nukes.

I wish more Christians in the US believed in the New Testament.

But yeah, Historical Jesus had some pretty nice things to say.

 

[tre]

it's like 2000 years old, wtf are they still calling it the New testament?

 

[nukes]

Love thy cabbie as you love yourself.
If an inner city thug pulls a gun on you and laughs, taze the ever loving shit out of him and laugh back.
Laughter is important.

Sex is ok, but be honest about it.
Dont make commitments you can't keep.

 

[nukes]

it's like 2000 years old, wtf are they still calling it the New testament?

Cause they stopped writing. Now shush, I'm working on the 3rd Testament.

 

[nukes]

If a tree falls in the forest, it's free firewood.

 

[nukes]

Love thy neighbor before her husband returns from his sales conference.

 

[tre]

Cause they stopped writing. Now shush, I'm working on the 3rd Testament.

i thought the mormons did that already?

 

[nukes]

Never even turn the first cheek.

 

[tre]

i know you can turn water into wine, but i uhh have this thyme here, and ummm....

 

[nukes]

i thought the mormons did that already?

My testament will be 21st century greatness.

 

[nukes]

WWFZD?
(What Would Frank Zappa Do?)