Ontopic Do u think there's a way to prevent your partner from sexin' up others?

If the person is being driven away, why don't they just leave? The entire situation is illogical and pointless. Cheating is gay. Shit or get off my chest.
 
What if you cheat on a person with their identical twin, but the twin dies, and then you later find out that they were actually identical triplets, and you plook the third twin, are you then allergic to wool?

No, but you may just have reached legendary status amongst your friends.