WTF Disgusting co-worker habits

[Petunia]

Glimpse into your future through me, my child.

(Hint: it fucking sucks)

Ugh I’m all too familiar with you sour grumpy horny Pepaws

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

found an abandoned cheese-cake tray in the fridge
score

 

[wetwillie]

Ugh I’m all too familiar with you sour grumpy horny Pepaws

DO NOT TASTE THE PEPAWS!

 

[tre]

found an abandoned cheese-cake tray in the fridge
score

stick your dick in it yet?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

stick your dick in it yet?

Twice!

 

[wetwillie]

Adds new meaning to dick cheese.

 

[Ledboots]

Its an honesty test.
Honestly, If they're dumb enough to leave it unattended, test out some free grub.

Or maybe an intelligence test: is the meat spoiled and does the BBQ sauce scent cover it up?

 

[Jehannum]

no, it has a glass lid just sitting on top
besides itd be silly to stuff a pressure cooker bomb with meat products

I believe you mean "awesome".

You're the expert on exploding meat, though.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Ok I have on-topic content:
As you all know I am a very happy-go-lucky live-and-let-live kinda guy & dont harp on my co-workers but there is an unHottie here who talks to herself non-stop, most of the time whispering to herself. Its annoying as hell. I think she believes if she talks to herself around others it makes her look busier but all it does it make people want to punch her in the face

 

[nukes]

Why does everyone reference old dinosaur shit here like I’m supposed to know what it is.
1960s????? I’m not @nukes

You're only 7 years younger than me, abuela.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Younger than I

 

[nukes]

Younger than I

No she's your age

 

[Darth Handsome]

45, still got it

 

[Ex` ange]

Some of my coworkers smoke and I sometimes can smell it. I actually like my coworkers... well, there's someone in a different group that sounds like Fran Drescher and looks like Grimace.

 

[Strings]

I saw someone the same color as Grimace once. They had been dead for a while but purple was definitely one of the primaries.

 

[wetwillie]

Ok I have on-topic content:
As you all know I am a very happy-go-lucky live-and-let-live kinda guy & dont harp on my co-workers but there is an unHottie here who talks to herself non-stop, most of the time whispering to herself. Its annoying as hell. I think she believes if she talks to herself around others it makes her look busier but all it does it make people want to punch her in the face

Some people are auditory processors. She's making conversion with herself. Probably nervous. Be nice to her.

 

[wetwillie]

I realize I'm asking a lot.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Be nice to her.

Well I sure as shit wont be negging this one

 

[Strings]

 

[wetwillie]

Well I sure as shit wont be negging this one

She's trying to get your attention. You're the only one she does it around you Handsome rascel. You don't need to neg her, she's already there.