Disappointment With Movies

the movie industry has sucked across the board for a good decade+...they should fire the lot of them and start over
 
do not waste any money or bandwidth on 10,000 bc.

Cliche of every epic or partially epic movie out there.

Hero destined to change things?
Check!
hottest woman in villiage use to spur hero on and seduce villain?
Check!
comedy relief youngster who does nothing?
Check!
old wise guy whose final act of awesome is to spur hero on after he dies a glorious death? Check!
ambiguous villain who didn't read the evil overlord list well enough.
Check!

Magical negro who enables hero to win/lead yet does only the minor wingman role?
Checkity check check!

rival who acknowledges the hero yet ends up dead? Check!
 
do not waste any money or bandwidth on 10,000 bc.

Cliche of every epic or partially epic movie out there.

Hero destined to change things?
Check!
hottest woman in villiage use to spur hero on and seduce villain?
Check!
comedy relief youngster who does nothing?
Check!
old wise guy whose final act of awesome is to spur hero on after he dies a glorious death? Check!
ambiguous villain who didn't read the evil overlord list well enough.
Check!

Magical negro who enables hero to win/lead yet does only the minor wingman role?
Checkity check check!

rival who acknowledges the hero yet ends up dead? Check!

They never give enough love to the Magical Negro.
 
do not waste any money or bandwidth on 10,000 bc.

Cliche of every epic or partially epic movie out there.

Hero destined to change things?
Check!
hottest woman in villiage use to spur hero on and seduce villain?
Check!
comedy relief youngster who does nothing?
Check!
old wise guy whose final act of awesome is to spur hero on after he dies a glorious death? Check!
ambiguous villain who didn't read the evil overlord list well enough.
Check!

Magical negro who enables hero to win/lead yet does only the minor wingman role?
Checkity check check!

rival who acknowledges the hero yet ends up dead? Check!

The trailers for this movie confuses me. I don't get how some of it is in BC and then some of it looks current. Ghey.

I say go for Horton Hears a Who. HECK YEAH.

I'm saving myself for Batman. I'm not excited about much this year.