there was a writers strike?
edit: seriously, it's over now?
My point exactly
there was a writers strike?
edit: seriously, it's over now?
do not waste any money or bandwidth on 10,000 bc.
Cliche of every epic or partially epic movie out there.
Hero destined to change things?
Check!
hottest woman in villiage use to spur hero on and seduce villain?
Check!
comedy relief youngster who does nothing?
Check!
old wise guy whose final act of awesome is to spur hero on after he dies a glorious death? Check!
ambiguous villain who didn't read the evil overlord list well enough.
Check!
Magical negro who enables hero to win/lead yet does only the minor wingman role?
Checkity check check!
rival who acknowledges the hero yet ends up dead? Check!
They never give enough love to the Magical Negro.
do not waste any money or bandwidth on 10,000 bc.
Cliche of every epic or partially epic movie out there.
Hero destined to change things?
Check!
hottest woman in villiage use to spur hero on and seduce villain?
Check!
comedy relief youngster who does nothing?
Check!
old wise guy whose final act of awesome is to spur hero on after he dies a glorious death? Check!
ambiguous villain who didn't read the evil overlord list well enough.
Check!
Magical negro who enables hero to win/lead yet does only the minor wingman role?
Checkity check check!
rival who acknowledges the hero yet ends up dead? Check!
unless it's Morgan freeman. who embodies the magical negro.
do not waste any money or bandwidth on 10,000 bc.
Cliche of every epic or partially epic movie out there.
....
in the middle of the desert.I heard theres also pyramids being built using mastodons as labor.
What the hell?
in the middle of the desert.
BY atlanteans or something close.
Mastodons in the desert.
Someone really thought that through, didnt they?
it's how they explain away elephants getting into Africa and the whole pyramid builders shit and Atlantis and how white people in the mountains getting grain.
I'm saving myself for Batman. I'm not excited about much this year.
They can figure out how to build a pyramid but not design anything better than a loin cloth to wear?
Mastodons in the desert.
Someone really thought that through, didnt they?
You said the same thing about my nuts you liar.