Thread Dirty Limericks

[tre]

There once was a faggot named Fly
Who thought he'd give women a try
He went on a cruise
Got loaded with booze
And on Wednesday he married a guy.

 

[APRIL]

There once was a faggot named Fly
Who thought he'd give women a try
He went on a cruise
Got loaded with booze
And on Wednesday he married a guy.

Best.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Best.

Homophobic & repugnant.

 

[tre]

Homophobic & repugnant.

yes, the truth can be harsh sometimes.

 

[APRIL]

Homophobic & repugnant.

Yet true. Sigh.

 

[Duke]

There once was a man named Tre
Who was all aboot bein' Canadian, eh?
when he put on his took
reading a limerick by Duke
he said 'this is so fucking gay'

 

[Darth Handsome]

There once was a man named Tre
Who was all aboot bein' Canadian, eh?
when he put on his took
reading a limerick by Duke
he said 'this is so fucking gay'

It's "toque", dummy.

 

[Duke]

Here lay a man named Darth
who just wanted to 'Party on, Garth'
while reading a thesaurus
he got run over by a Taurus
and that is the story of Darth.

 

[Darth Handsome]

This thread should be called "Lackluster Limericks".

 

[tre]

There once was a man known as Drool
He's completely obsessed with his stool
He'll mail you a turd
And flip you the bird
And gives April noogies, that's cool.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There once was a man known as Drool
He's completely obsessed with his stool
He'll mail you a turd
And flip you the bird
And gives April noogies, that's cool.

Best one ever that no one will get

 

[APRIL]

Best one ever that no one will get

This is why you don't change your fucking username.


Gosh.

 

[tre]

This is why you don't change your fucking username.


Gosh.

Exactly @April23

 

[nukes]

Fer chrissakes Duke, read a tutorial on meter in poetry.
8
8
6
6
8.
By my count, anyways.

 

[Duke]

There once was a man named Duke
who really didn't give a fuck

 

[Darth Handsome]

Fuck doesn't rhyme with Duke I dont care how shitty your accent is

 

[Strings]

I think his count is still off a bit, Nukes.

 

[APRIL]

Exactly @April23

That doesn't count and you know it, shit starter.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

That last line can be tricky. Anyone want to modify these?


There once was a hairless ape
Who was not against some light rape
When accosted by a mugger
She tried to get 'em to love 'er
He replied "I'd rather people thought I vape"

There once was a manboy named Wes
His sister's legs he preferred to caress.
After a time of grunting and straining
And sweat dripping as if it were raining
He rubbed his butt and said "sis, next time you wear the dress."

There once was a busty midget named Kianal
While pretty she was very vainal
For sex, she was keen
If his pockets were green
She'd happily say "I like it in the butt"

 

[tre]

those are all terrible and you should feel bad