There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
She was slimy as shit
And was missing one tit
But think of the money he'd save!
how's that Hunaphu?There once was a lady from New Zealand who had a peculiar feeling.
She laid on her back
And tickled her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
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It's bring out my poetic side obviously.how's that Hunaphu?
Technically, Iraq is pronounced like "I rock" and not "I rack". So yes... The rhyme is very appropriate.Did you just try to rhyme Iraq and cock?
Maybe your white trash ass thought it was where Camaros came from and pronounced it like that?
Technically, Iraq is pronounced like "I rock" and not "I rack". So yes... The rhyme is very appropriate.
Long e sound and (depending on locale) rolling the R a little would be correct, it throws the scansion off from rhyming with cock.Technically, Iraq is pronounced like "I rock" and not "I rack". So yes... The rhyme is very appropriate.
I don't vocabulary very good.Worst dirty limerick ever.
I can make you go away right now.
There once was a teacher from Brittain,This thread is so fucking gay
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and blow their loads while they were shittin.
Didn't rhyme.Also referred to as a "blumpkin".