That last line can be tricky. Anyone want to modify these?
There once was a busty midget named Kianal
While pretty she was very vainal
For sex, she was keen
If his pockets were green
She'd happily say "I like it in the butt"
you're a regular Canadian Robert Frost.And now about this skank named @Maureen
Who's been stripping since she was a teen
She'll party all night
Show up late for her flight
And her fingers look just like a peen